Who cares if they're twice our age?

timbuktu-timbuktu-timbuktu:

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fREAKING SHERLOCK’S FACE WHEN HIS MOTHER SHOVES HER FOOT BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE DOOR FRAME

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emoglitter:

my brother told me that in the bathroom at monumentour someone yelled “fall out boy sucks” and another guy yelled “what the fuck did you just say” and they got in a real fist fight

kowabungadoodles:

duckbuckets:

Specific Rim

It’s just two and a half hours of newt correcting people on kaiju facts

I would genuinely both watch and adore this, literally all of my favourite things, someone write this holy shit. 

johnfinnemoressouvenirprogramme:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?! (x)

jengrayson:

NO BUT YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS
HERMANN SCOOTS IN CLOSER AND CLOSER AND GLANCES AT NEWT UNTIL NEWT GETS IT
HE WANTS A FUCKING HUG. HE WANTS NEWT TO HUG HIM AND HE’S TOO RESERVED TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE SO HE JUST
*SCOOT SCOOT GLANCE* pssst hey pls initiate physical contact w/me
AND THEN HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN NEWT HUGS HIM
I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE THESE TWO ARE TOO ADORABLE LIKE GET MARRIED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

jengrayson:

NO BUT YOU GUYS LOOK AT THIS

HERMANN SCOOTS IN CLOSER AND CLOSER AND GLANCES AT NEWT UNTIL NEWT GETS IT

HE WANTS A FUCKING HUG. HE WANTS NEWT TO HUG HIM AND HE’S TOO RESERVED TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE SO HE JUST

*SCOOT SCOOT GLANCE* pssst hey pls initiate physical contact w/me

AND THEN HE’S SO HAPPY WHEN NEWT HUGS HIM

I’M GONNA FUCKING DIE THESE TWO ARE TOO ADORABLE LIKE GET MARRIED YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

axmxz:

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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et11obsessions:

George Takei is Doctor Who!

Seriously, did I just see Sulu use a sonic screwdriver?

(From Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)

Sherlock’s Dance Partner (Doctor Who Mashup) (SPOILERS?) - Imgur

Sherlock’s Dance Partner (Doctor Who Mashup) (SPOILERS?) - Imgur

growlithes:

Squidward kept this shit real

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

You are not your parents

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard