Who cares if they're twice our age?

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

traceexcalibur:

is there a trick to enjoying spicy food or do you have to just eat it until you get stockholm syndrome

snatchedweaves:

asiareneebelike:

wtf

faewild:

smashedindigo:

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

Schrödinger’s laundry

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

theclericsdiary:

charlottelabouff:

wonderfulhighschoollife:

Whenever someone refers to the gay community as “queer folk” I imagine us all like woodland sprites, we are the queer folk community, we are born of flowers and fairy dust, we are destroying the sanctity of marriages and corrupting children

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I found out David Bowie likes it today. He’s obsessed with it. That is f***ing cool.
Mark Gatiss, on Sherlock. (via wsswatson)

xdarkslasherzx:

carysgotafanblog:

vote-anglosaxon:

ladydrace:

thetomska:

The Sex Talk: YouTube edition.

This video could have saved literally hundreds of thousands of people the embarrassment of the sex ed of my school days, holy crap. So useful. Saving this for about 10 years until my kid needs the talk.

THEY INCLUDED ASEXUALITY AND DEMISEXUALITY FOR ONCE!

I just got more information in 6 minutes about sex than I was ‘taught’ at school

Tomska is the best

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

fawked:

why are there 12 year old boys with 72k followers on Instagram

say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*