martin crieff voice: i dont do pilates, i do pilotes. its like pilates but with pilots. because i am a pilot.
This is Captain Crieff with an urgent message for the cabin crew. Sleepydopeyhappygrumpysneezybashfuldoc. Thank you!
gets bored of it and decides its finished
my favourite safe pilot
Douglas: Anti-collision light?
Douglas: Fuel pump switches?
Douglas: Prancer and Vixen?
Martin: On. Comet?
Martin: Donner and Blitzen?
Douglas: To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall!
Martin: Dash away!
Douglas and Martin: Dash away! Dash away all!
Mum, this is Martin’s mum. Martin’s mum, this is my mum. That’s quite fun to say!
I love Christmas, it’s my equal favorite time of year with my birthday, summer, Easter, Mum’s birthday, and Lent.
Arthur: No, I – I don’t really mind. We’ll just have our Christmas on Boxing Day. That’s - that’ll be almost as good. Pretty much. Nearly as good. In some ways. Anyway, I’m not all that bothered about Christmas. I think it’s been over-commercialised.
Martin: Do you?
Arthur: Yes, I do.
Douglas: That’s an interesting opinion.
Arthur: It’s one I’ve long held.
Douglas: What does ‘over-commercialised’ mean?
Arthur: It means it’s too much, um, it’s over – it used to be under, but now it’s – I don’t know! Terry on the fire crew said it, and it sounded really grown up. But I love Christmas! It’s my equal favourite time of year with my birthday, summer, Easter, mum’s birthday and Lent.
<p dir=ltr> Martin: Yes Arthur, but aircraft don't HAVE chimneys.<br>
Arthur: Why not?<br>
Douglas: Shall we move on?</p>
1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day.
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!
you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams
THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.
This just became my solution to not caring